New 'do'

My silver locks are well over-due their monthly trim. Although the finely spun threads of elven silk will be shortly falling out due to the treatment, Not wanting to grease Jimmy the barbers mitts with another 9 quid, I've taken the matter into my own hands! Shirt off in the privacy of the garage I proceeded to skim over my sculpted bonce with the clippers set to No.2. Not to the bone quite yet, but short enough. I must admit I rather suit the new style and have taken on a dashing Gestapo type look which I find rather favourable, unlike the Telly Savalas look that I will be sporting all too soon . Tomorrow I may march around the village eyeing folk through my army surplus monocle to see if its had the desired effect!!
Until then constant reader........
Auf Wiedersehen......................Pet!